Poetry

PAL TRISTRAM

TAMPAX RED BY PAUL TRISTRAM

IRRELEVANT (LITTLE YOU!) BY PAUL TRISTRAM

YOU’RE QUITE FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY, AREN’T YOU? BY PAUL TRISTRAM

SPLITTING UP WITH YOU WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME (IF I COULD GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN, I WOULD!) BY PAUL TRISTRAM

ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD… IT’S MADE YOU ITS BITCH BY PAUL TRISTRAM

MUSICAL – VOCAL UFO BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THE 4TH MINIATURE VODKA BOTTLE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

I’M SO DRUNK IT’S KILLING YOU! BY PAUL TRISTRAM

FLATTERY WILL GET YOU SILENCE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

I’ll NEVER WRITE ABOUT PTERODACTYLS IN A POEM BY PAUL TRISTRAM

I HURT MYSELF SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU DID BY PAUL TRISTRAM

FIFTEEN MINUTES OF SHAME BY PAUL TRISTRAM

BOILING KETTLES WHILST SPEAKING BY PAUL TRISTRAM

SATYRIASIS BY PAUL TRISTRAM

KNIFE, AXE, SWORD, SPEAR (BUT I’M STILL UNDER DRESSED) BY PAUL TRISTRAM

SHE’S GIVING IT AWAY FOR FOUR PACKETS OF TOBACCO BY PAUL TRISTRAM

REEFERING BY PAUL TRISTRAM

YOU’RE LOVELY IN A LOVELY KIND OF WAY BY PAUL TRISTRAM

YOUR OPINION GETS A “FUCK OFF” FROM ME, EVERY TIME! BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THE STUNT PEG BY PAUL TRISTRAM

BURNT OUT BLUES BY PAUL TRISTRAM

YOU BASTARD, YOU’VE RUINED AGNOSTIC FRONT’S ‘ SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE’ ALBUM, FOR EVERYONE NOW! BY PAUL TRISTRAM

LLYWELYN – THE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES BY PAUL TRISTRAM

SLIMY LITTLE BASTARD BY PAUL TRISTRAM

FLOWER SHIRT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

SYCOPHANT SLAG BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THE BOOK OF FINN’S BY PAUL TRISTRAM

BONNIE AND CLYDE’S CAR BY PAUL TRISTRAM

WHETHER I’M IN PUBS OR PRISON… I’M STILL HOLDING ONTO BARS BY PAUL TRISTRAM

HANGMAN’S HELPER BY PAUL TRISTRAM

IF YOU’RE LYING, I’LL CUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF! BY PAUL TRISTRAM

A FACE LIKE A WET FORTNIGHT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

LIKE CHUCKING A CHIP UP WINDSOR ROAD BY PAUL TRISTRAM

BOLLOCKS AND BULLSHIT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THE LIQUID PIGGY BANK BY PAUL TRISTRAM

IF THEY WENT FOR THE EYES YOU’D SEE THEM COMING BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THAT’S IT, WHERE’S MY FUCKING TANK!? BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THAT MIGHT BE OK WHERE YOU COME FROM BUT IT’S NOT OK HERE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

PIRANHA PEOPLE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

FEEDING THE SPIDERS AROUND YOU BY PAUL TRISTRAM

TEENAGE GLUE-BAGS BY PAUL TRISTRAM

PATHETIC LIKE PLASTIC FRUIT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

MY 12 BORE DESIRE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

I WANDERED LONELY AS A… DISCARDED SYRINGE CAST INTO THE GUTTER BY PAUL TRISTRAM

LIGHT WEIGHT, HEAVY ON THE MAKE-UP BY PAUL TRISTRAM

I TAKE THAT WANK BACK BY PAUL TRISTRAM

TALK TO ME WITH THE VIOLENCE IN YOUR EYES BY PAUL TRISTRAM

CLARA BOW EYES BY PAUL TRISTRAM

CELTIC BY PAUL TRISTRAM

AS STUPID AS MYSELF BY PAUL TRISTRAM

YOU’LL DISAPPEAR QUICKER THAN GNAT SHIT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

DEFACING MY… BY PAUL TRISTRAM

HIS SISTER BITCH-SLAPPED HIM IN FRONT OF US BY PAUL TRISTRAM

FOUR TOWN PUB WATCH BAN BY PAUL TRISTRAM

YOU’RE ABOUT AS HELPFUL AS THE SHITS IN TOWN, LOVE! BY PAUL TRISTRAM

WHAT A MAJESTIC MOUSTACHE (I BET OLD LADIES PAY GOOD MONEY JUST TO WATCH HIM EAT SOUP!) BY PAUL TRISTRAM

RUNNING DOWN FORE STREET BY PAUL TRISTRAM

DINING WITH THE DEVIL’S DAUGHTER BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THE CRY OF LOVE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

GIVE THEM ENOUGH GROUND AND THEY’LL WALK ON IT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

MY RESPONSE WHEN ADAM ANT INTRODUCED HIMSELF WAS TO INQUIRE WHETHER HE WAS INDEED REALLY ADAMANT ABOUT IT BY PAUL TRISTRAM

PLAYING ME LIKE A FIDDLE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

THIS SIDE OF DEATH BY PAUL TRISTRAM

MENTAL TISSUES BY PAUL TRISTRAM

AN APPLE A DAY BY PAUL TRISTRAM

PEAR SHAPED BY PAUL TRISTRAM

LEUKAEMIA H2O BY PAUL TRISTRAM

PERSONAL RUIN BY PAUL TRISTRAM

SCUM (A COLLECTION OF UNWANTED ‘THEN’S’) BY PAUL TRISTRAM

I’LL UNDERLINE IT WITH VIOLENCE BY PAUL TRISTRAM

LISA KNIGHT

M.I.A BY LISA KNIGHT

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